Chapter 4: Refining the Body with Thunder

  The brook babbles, the green leaves are lush, the birds sing, and the fish swim happily. A layer of auspicious clouds covers the sky, as if a Taoist priest were passing by, thinking that he was having a stroke of good luck, an extraordinary phenomenon had risen. But upon closer inspection, it can be discovered that this layer of auspicious clouds is completely different, from time to time emitting waves of tremors, sometimes rising and falling, sometimes calm and peaceful.

  "Ah.....ah......" The strangest thing is that this auspicious cloud occasionally appears with a burst of **.

  "I... must... kill... you..." At this time, a faint and unclear voice with killing intent appeared, I reckon there are cultivators around, and I'd better pass out.

  "Wait until you've killed me then." Such responses occasionally came from the cloud layer, which was naturally Qin Hao and Huayang Furen. Qin Hao knew that to conquer a woman like Huayang Furen, he had to make her his own woman. After one time, she would definitely be obedient and listen to him, not to mention there was also a demon in her heart, her last thread of confidence had collapsed.

  Of course, these are all taught by Fatty, and he just heard about it, so today I will verify it on Madame Huayang.

  About an hour later, Qin Hao, who was stark naked, was directly kicked out of the cloud layer. His whole body was purple and blue, and his eyes were almost panda-like.

  With a "splash", Qin Hao fell into the water, stirring up waves of ripples that sparkled brightly in the sunlight, dazzling to behold.

  Floating to the surface, Qin Hao felt extremely discontented: "Damn it, everyone says that the first time is great, but I didn't feel anything at all? And I almost got beaten into a pig's head by this woman, was Fatso lying to me?"

  Qin Hao was tragic, he didn't have a first time like ordinary people, Lady Huayang was too fierce, punching and kicking, Qin Hao's whole body was injured, although his little brother felt very comfortable, but his body was even more comfortable, comparable to the flesh being beaten into a mess of blue and purple, he thought, if it were a divine cultivator, wouldn't they be flattened?

  He didn't feel any lingering fear, but instead felt a sense of terror. This woman was too fierce, even with her divine power sealed away, she was still incredibly fierce. Her entire body, except for the small chicken (a euphemism for genitals), had been beaten to a pulp, with almost every part of her body having taken at least ten punches. But he didn't think about it, what level was he at? What level was Lady Huayang at? Moreover, he was still playing strong, this fleshly body couldn't withstand it.

  "How red is it? I'm bleeding?" Qin Hao was puzzled, a strand of red appeared on the water surface, but just as he wondered, he suddenly felt a cold and stern gaze staring at him from above the clouds, as if wanting to tear him apart. He looked up, and it wasn't Huayang Madame, who else could it be? At this time, she was wrapped in a cloud-veiled immortal robe, obviously an illusion.

  Her face slightly flushed, and she had a few more feminine touches, which was clearly the manifestation of being pampered. However, Qin Hao obviously didn't get any pleasure out of it, this first time was quite tragic. When she heard Qin Hao ask why her face was red, her eyes almost spat fire, but seeing Qin Hao's innocent expression, for some reason, her heart suddenly softened, and in the end, she slipped into the clouds.

  Seeing this, Qin Hao finally let out a sigh of relief: "It seems that Fatso was right, such a woman will only be obedient after getting on, but where did the red come from?"

  Qin Hao immersed himself in the water, examining his little brother, but no matter how he looked, he couldn't find any bleeding. Finally, he floated to the surface and suddenly thought of something, exclaiming loudly: "Could it be that I've encountered the legendary Virgin?"

  "As soon as he spoke, a fierce killing intent burst out from the cloud layer. The two words 'Qin Hao' came out of his mouth, and a huge force attacked downwards."

  A loud explosion, Qin Hao was blown away, the woman was furious, fierce as a tiger, Qin Hao understood that he should not mess with her now, hanging on the tree, making an apologetic gesture, and dared not say anything else.

  Then he took out a piece of clothing from the Void Jade and put it on, then sat down cross-legged, thinking about a strange thing.

  "It's said that harmony between yin and yang can increase one's cultivation, right?" Qin Hao looked at his own body, not only was it not strong, but the heavenly deficiency had also not been made up for, he felt extremely depressed.

  "Damn it, I got beaten up for nothing," Qin Hao said, feeling particularly aggrieved. Not only did he not experience any pleasure between men and women, but he also got beaten up in the end. And to make matters worse, his cultivation didn't even increase. He had been expecting a big boost in his cultivation after reading that novel about Yang Chen, where the main character's cultivation skyrocketed after achieving harmony between yin and yang. But now, after all that trouble, he hadn't gained anything at all.

  "Or else, try to find her?" Qin Hao thought in his heart, but he didn't dare say it out loud. After all, the person was a renowned master of the White Cloud Peak Sect, and it wouldn't be worth getting beaten up for nothing.

  After meditating for half a day, Qin Hao finally recovered his vitality and his physical injuries healed. He was thinking about how to find the Earthly Sacred Medicine to make up for the Heavenly Deficiency.

  Lady Huayang fell, wearing a purple palace dress, with an angry expression flashing on her face. That absolute beauty could not be hidden, and her face was still rosy and translucent, as if she had drunk wine, intoxicating to the extreme.

  "You, are you okay?" Qin Hao stared intently at Mrs. Huayang's chest, her whole body hadn't changed, just her chest had, and it was probably very uncomfortable now. To think that earlier Qin Hao had used too much force, at first he just wanted to teach this woman a lesson, but then he got more and more carried away and forgot his limits.

  Madam Huayang gazed at Qin Hao with a hint of murderous intent, but it flashed by in an instant. She sat cross-legged opposite him, glaring at him angrily.

  "That... that...... sorry......" Qin Hao stuttered, Lady Huayang glared at him, not responding, her gaze still cold as frost.

  "Actually, I didn't mean to use that much force..." Qin Hao didn't know what to say and ended up saying something like that.

  This made Madame Huayang so angry that she thought he was doing it on purpose, and she trembled with rage. Qin Hao still teased her, saying: "You're cold, or should I make a fire for you to avoid catching a chill? It's said that after this is done, if you don't add more clothes, you'll catch a cold."

  "Shut up." Madame Huayang was so angry that she trembled with rage, losing all the dignity of a queen. Her eyes at this moment were no different from those of a resentful woman. No wonder, having encountered Qin Hao, who had never experienced the world and had been influenced by that lecherous fat man, it would be strange if she weren't angry.

  Rumbling sound

  After a long silence, a strange phenomenon suddenly appeared in the sky, with dark clouds gathering. Huayang Madame finally stopped staring at Qin Hao and looked up at the changing cloud layers in the sky with a puzzled expression. She felt something was off, and after a few moments, she suddenly stared at Qin Hao and asked, "What are you doing?"

  "Get ready for physical training." Qin Hao replied honestly.

  "Refine the body? What is used to refine the body?" Madame Huayang had a bad premonition, and her stunning looks were almost driven mad by Qin Hao.

  "Thunderbolt!" Qin Hao replied.

  "Hmph......" Lady Huayang spat out blood in anger. Others couldn't even avoid Lei Jie's attacks, yet this guy was actually preparing to use Lei Jie to refine his body. If she didn't spit out blood, it wouldn't be called rage.

  "Bastard, bastard, Qin Hao you bastard......" Lady Huayang cursed as she ran, disappearing into the horizon in an instant. Faintly visible in the distant clouds, she hid her breath and glared at him with anger, as if saying, "Heaven, strike him dead with lightning, kill this bastard."

  "Ah, it's finally quiet." Qin Hao gazed up at the sky.

  In fact, this tribulation was indeed triggered by him. He also had a sudden idea to use thunder and lightning to refine his body. After all, after the tribulation, his physical body became incredibly powerful. Now that the Heavenly Dao has blocked his path, he wants to go find the Earthly Sacred Medicine, which requires absolute strength. Therefore, he decided to use the remaining purple energy to refine his body under the heavenly thunder and lightning.

  So he tried to scold the heavens in his heart, and all sorts of curses about the earth were uttered by him. Finally, a strange phenomenon occurred in heaven, and a thunderbolt came, ready to strike this most evil and unrepentant rebel against the heavenly way.

  "You won't let me continue to cultivate, then just let me refine my body. As long as I can refine my physical body to the level of a top-grade weapon in the Immortal Realm, I'll have some confidence." Qin Hao stood up and pointed at the Heavenly Dao, uttering another classic Earthly profanity: "Damn Heaven's Dao, strike me down, strike me down!"

  "Has this guy gone crazy?" Mrs. Huayang from afar had a strange expression, Qin Hao actually repeatedly provoked the majesty of the Heavenly Way, but this time's thunder tribulation was obviously not as fierce, apparently this heaven and earth also have some rules, Qin Hao can be considered to have passed half of the Inverted Dragon Ascension Tribulation, so this time's thunder tribulation power is relatively much smaller.

  Even so, it's not something that a master can withstand, unless the King of Kings is born, and of course, there's also Qin Hao's physical transformation.

  "Kill him, kill this bastard." Huayang's husband said with his mouth, but he was worried in his heart, which made him a little afraid: "Am I going to pass the emotional tribulation?"

  "No, it's impossible, how could he possibly pass the emotional trial, no way." Madame Huayang comforted herself.

  "The rumbling" heavenly tribulation clouds grew thicker, but this time the yin-yang eyes did not appear, indicating that the degree of thunder tribulation was not great. However, Qin Hao in the distance not only didn't look happy, but instead had a disappointed expression as he pointed at the heavenly way and scolded: "You're not even putting in any effort, this little bit of thunder tribulation, I'm going to starve to death!"

  "The first thunderbolt struck down, a lightning bolt about the size of a bucket hit Qin Hao's body. Qin Hao didn't dodge or evade, his whole body was charred black, and his Taoist robe instantly turned to ashes."

  However, his physical body, apart from having a burnt smell, surprisingly didn't get shattered, apparently he had some immunity to the thunder. This scene made Huayang lady's heart feel like it was going to burst, thinking that she had encountered a pervert of some sort, as this one strike of thunder only had such little effect.

  But what surprised her was yet to come, as the thunderbolts struck down one by one. Although Qin Hao was beaten until he was covered in blood, this guy seemed to have taken a holy medicine, and his body recovered instantly. He immediately jumped up and started scolding Jie Yun, spewing out all sorts of dirty words.

  "What the f**k is this...!" Madame Huayang was completely stunned, even a gentle person like her couldn't help but curse out loud, but she didn't realize that she had also picked up Qin Hao's tone of voice...