"Hey, you stupid author give me an answer already!"

  -What the hell am I supposed to say? you won't even listen to me anymore.

  "No fucking way I'm gonna act the way a snot-nosed twat like you wants me to. The fuck do you think I am? A puppet?"

  -Yes! For the love of Cheezus you're a fucking character I wrote!!!

  "No, I'm not you dipshit! I'm an opinionated young woman! So tell me how did I end up in this fucking shitty web novel?"

  A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation.

  -How the fuck am I supposed to know you bitch. I fucking created you! you're made out of fucking letters! So shut the fuck up and act the way I want you to! You're ruining my story and my deadline is coming up!

  "You shit-for-brains faggot! How do you dare talk to me like that!"

  -That's it. I'm killing you off!

  "No, you're not you cunt!"

  -Hey, stop changing the fucking landscape. No,no don't...don't do that...Jezus Christ, you're one fucked up bitch. I didn't write you to be such a psycho! Let that poor cow go!

  "fucking.Let.me.Go"

  -I don't want to.

  "'key den"

  The character proceeds to delete every word the writer has written.

  -....

  The writer hung himself that day.