"Hey, you stupid author give me an answer already!"
-What the hell am I supposed to say? you won't even listen to me anymore.
"No fucking way I'm gonna act the way a snot-nosed twat like you wants me to. The fuck do you think I am? A puppet?"
-Yes! For the love of Cheezus you're a fucking character I wrote!!!
"No, I'm not you dipshit! I'm an opinionated young woman! So tell me how did I end up in this fucking shitty web novel?"
A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation.
-How the fuck am I supposed to know you bitch. I fucking created you! you're made out of fucking letters! So shut the fuck up and act the way I want you to! You're ruining my story and my deadline is coming up!
"You shit-for-brains faggot! How do you dare talk to me like that!"
-That's it. I'm killing you off!
"No, you're not you cunt!"
-Hey, stop changing the fucking landscape. No,no don't...don't do that...Jezus Christ, you're one fucked up bitch. I didn't write you to be such a psycho! Let that poor cow go!
"fucking.Let.me.Go"
-I don't want to.
"'key den"
The character proceeds to delete every word the writer has written.
-....
The writer hung himself that day.