‘’Steve. What are you doing here?!’’ Marla says, shouting. Steve flinches, ‘’I…don’t know.’’ He says, his voice weak. There’s heavy windy, desert silence. Marla sighs, goes closer and touches Steve on the cheeks, Steve is shocked, suddenly Steve starts blushing. The sky turns dark blue and stars surround him. It’s beautiful, and it feels like heaven.
STATUS:
AFFECTION
INFO:
AFFECTION IS A SWEET, CARING OR ROMANTIC FEELING SOMEONE DOES. WHEN IT IS EARNED, YOU GET MORE POWERFUL AND HAVE INFINITE XP, ALSO CONFIDENCE BOOST.
10+ AFFECTION
70+ HEALTH ADDED
HEALTH FULL
100/100
Steve comes back from the sky, dropping on his knees panting heavily. ‘’Marla! You’re the real Marla Brightway?! The girl of my dreams. Are you real, are you fake, Are you a robot?!’’
Marla is uncomfortable, ‘’I’m real, yes. And you need to— ‘’ Steve interrupts her, ‘’Why are you here In the Sandy-Way? Aren’t you lost?’’
Marla chuckles, ‘’No, Steve. I live here. It’s just my imagination overriding everything. It’s not far. I just brought you here.’’
That’s shocking.
Steve is shocked, he looks at Marla. ‘’What? We’re still in Cointropolis? Isn’t this the Sandy-Way? Why did you bring me here?’’
Marla then has an evil grin. Options appear
A – JUST TELL HIM THE TRUTH
B – LIE
C – FIGHT
D – BOTH.
Marla chooses both (A and C)
‘’Because I’m not a hero. I know how you are; you want me so bad. You are so in love with me to the point of killing everything in your path to get me.’’ Marla says, her tone chilling.
‘’What?!’’ Steve stands up shocked. ‘’No, No, No, No. It can’t be!’’
Steve tightly holds Marla, ‘’I love you, Marla! You are my idol, my inspiration. Ever since you shared a sandwich for me, ever since you helped me in biology. Now all of it is a lie?!’’
Marla pulls Steve away, shouting, ‘’Yes, it is! I’m on the Enemies side. You should have believed in that overprotective brother of yours.’’
Silence. Steve drops on his knees, sad. He sniffs, a single tear drops on the ground. He looks on the sand, his reflection showing. He clutches the sand in anger and pain.
HEART: BROKEN.
CONFIDENCE: SHATTERED
WEAKNESSES: OVERTAKING.
Steve sobs silently, He rubs his nose. It’s silent.
‘’I am such a fool. I am just like every teenager on the planet. Having a crush on someone, but only fantasizing who they are.’’ He says, his voice chocked.
Marla smirks, ‘’Now that you have realized. It’s time to bring in my BF: Matthew Day.’’
Suddenly the sand turns orange and into fire. It’s a large battlefield. Steve yelps and jumps out, he runs on a floating rock, panting heavily.
Marla crosses her arms. Rock music plays. A heavy metal sounds.
Of course, it does. Theatre kids can’t say things nicely.
In the F key, strings buzz and Matthew rides, singing, ‘’You know the feeling of a bright new day/ Where Lord Matthew can say…’’
Rock buzzes.
Matthew does a full flip and lands behind Marla, ‘You thought you can steal my girl? / My only one/ My match made in heaven.’’
Matthew goes closer and touches Marla on the hips, Marla falls back onto his chest, Matthew is holding her, orange eyes sparkling.
‘’Show us your face/You brown-headed D-loser of dreams/Bow down before me and let me watch you get wrecked’’
MATTHEW DAY
AGE: 24
POWERS: FIRE.
WEAKNESSES: BATS.
MARLA + MATTHEW
STATUS: THE POWER COUPLE
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ALSO
PART OF ENEMIES.
Rock guitar riff ends, as Steve drops on the ground. Pathetically.
Steve stands up, surprisingly his yellow energy buzzes around his body, he has yellow eyes and yellow hair. He floats in the air.
ERROR: WEAKNESSES TAKING OVER.
Steve roars, yellow energy roaring out of his mouth, Matthew looks up, smirking. He then clutches the energy and spins Steve around like a swing. He then smashes onto a fiery wall with bats.
‘’Your gothic architecture is charming, babe.’’ Marla says, softly. ‘’It’s not gothic.’’ Matthew responds coldly.
‘’Emo?’’ Marla asks. ‘’Not even close.’’ Matthew says, still cold.
Suddenly yellow energy blasts and Steve appears, holding a yellow sword. His pocket is filled with potions – a purple flower, a purple egg, and a bat flower.
‘’Where did you get all that?!’’ Matthew asks, shocked.
2 MINUTES BEFORE THIS.
After Steve got hit, he had a tip appearing.
TIP: GO TO MARCUS WAYNE’S POTION SHOP!
Steve went to Marcus Wayne’s Potion Shop.
FULL NAME: MARCUS WAYNE’S HOUSE OF PAYNE.
Steve enters and grabs a purple flower, purple egg and a bat flower, dropping them on the counter. Marcus Wayne smirks. Steve pulls out cash and goes with them.
NOW – PRESENT.
‘’And that’s the end.’’ Steve says, sighing.
‘’Marcus Wayne’s House of- Is this world salad, babe?’’ Marla asks, innocent.
‘’You’re so STUPID, Marla.’’ Matthew says, savvy.
‘’Oh, babe. That’s so hot! ’Marla shouts.
WHAT STUPID STANDS FOR IN MATTHEW’S DUMB VIEW:
S – SEXY
T- TOOTSIE
U – USEFUL
P – PEACHY
I – IDIOTIC
D – DAMSEL
‘’Okay, not hot anymore.’’ Marla responds, disappointed.
Matthew walks in, buzzing with fiery energy, ‘’Alright, Steve. I am the first boss you will be facing. And from your stats, you cannot respawn.’’
Steve gets angry and enraged, ‘’EVERYONE RESPAWNS!’’
Matthew runs and grabs Steve on the throat, pulling him up, fire thunder strikes. It’s dramatic, chaotic and messy.
‘’Not everyone. You are just an NPC, a useless, walking, talking, guy who just observes!’’ Matthew shouts, he then decides to throw Steve on the ground, he is bouncing like a ragdoll.
HEALTH: 91/100.
‘’Is that the best you can do?!’’ Steve shouts as he slowly stands and coughs coins.
‘’Give it up, Steve. You are about to die.’’ Matthew says as he walks closer to him.
DING!
A coin hits Matthew’s head, it falls on the ground, rotating like a pixel.
‘’Pathetic.’’ Matthew says softly.
Steve then has a punching pose at Matthew, and Matthew does the same.
STEVE WATSON VS MATTHEW DAY
FIGHT!!
Steve spins, forming a yellow tornado. It flies in full speed towards Matthew. Matthew rolls his eyes and throws fireballs at the tornado, burning it down. Steve runs and flips over the fire as he drifts on the sidelines. He clasps his hands and forms a yellow orb. He shoots it at Matthew, erupting in a large explosion, shooting him away.
PUNCH!
Steve hits a yellow-charged punch at Matthew, hurting his face.
BOOM!
Matthew claps back, exploding on Steve’s face. Steve wipes and runs around in super-sonic speed, forming a circle around Matthew.
RUMBLE!
BANG!
Matthew is hurt and burnt heavily. His HP is low.
‘’Marla, sweetheart! Help me!’’ Matthew shouts weak, turning to Marla.
Marla crosses her arms, ‘’You made up an acronym for stupid. That’s the worst thing you have ever done. You even turned my name into an acronym!’’
WHAT MARLA IS IN MATTHEW’S DUMB WORDVIEW:
- M - Maybe
- A – A
- R - ROACH
- L - LOVES
- A – ANIMALS
Matthew starts laughing, ‘’Oh, did I?’’
Marla just pouts at Matthew, ‘’Jerk.’’ She says coldly
Matthew is shocked as Marla stands up and walks away, ‘’Wait, Marla! Don’t do this to me! We are a power couple! I’m just a crazy man okay!’’
Silence. Steve has stopped fighting. He stops his stance and becomes composed, ‘’Is she leaving you?’’ He asks.
‘’Yes! And it’s all because of you. You ruined everything!’’ Matthew shouts.
‘’Wait, this is a world Marla created. She has so much energy, let’s just tear it down.’’ Steve suggests.
‘’No way! She will kill me!’’ Matthew says as he turns around, tired.
‘’Yeah, but you deserve better. You deserve someone who can support your crazy and kinda lazy word views. You deserve something else.’’ Steve suggests, his tone soft.
Matthew looks up to Steve, he looks small and weak, ‘’But I’m an enemy. Enemies need to be defeated, not to be felt for.’’
‘’Then let’s twist it into something better. And maybe…you can teach me how to respawn.’’ Steve says, smirking.
Matthew looks at him, he nods. They then shake hands.
‘’I have this girl I have a crush on. Maybe I can impress her. And we can be a true power couple.’’ Matthew says.
‘’Die, dumbass!’’ Marla shouts as she is flying towards Matthew, in a punching stance, red energy.
Steve’s eyes widen. He then eats a purple flower and starts levelling up and forming into…. a purple dragon.
‘’What the- Am I Spyro?!’’ Steve shouts, shocked by his new form.
Matthew grabs the purple egg, ‘’Maybe you are, Maybe I am, we don’t have time!’’ He shouts as the throws the egg at Marla.
Marla’s eyes widen, ‘’Oh, crap.’’ She mutters.
HER WEAKNESS?
SHE IS A VEGETERIAN
SHE DOESN’T EAT MEAT AND EGGS!
The egg lands on Marla’s face, she is trying to remove it. However, her face gets sucked in the purple juice and she turns into Baby Gurl.
DEFINITIONS:
BABY GIRLS ARE ITEMS THAT ADD TO XP AND REPUTATION
AWARD: SKILLFULL!
Marla is now a baby girl, sucking her thumb and wearing a diaper, ‘’Goo-Goo-Gaga’’ She says.
Matthew and Steve both laughs.
‘’You know what, Steve. I don’t deserve to win. I have a better idea.’’ Matthew says.
Matthew grabs the bat from Steve’s pocket, and stings it on his cheek. Matthew’s eyes glow dragon-red and he turns into…
A Baby Boi.
DEFINITION:
BABY BOIs also add to XP!
Baby Matthew and Baby Marla are both sitting there, sucking their thumbs.
Steve laughs, ‘’Aw, so adorable.’’