Chapter 92: Discussion on Public Mother
"Brother Zhang Cheng, let me hug you quickly!" Ouyang Qianyun looked at the little white tiger with a face full of excitement, her affection overflowing.
"Don't even think about it, this guy's claws are extremely sharp. The clothes I'm wearing are a treasure, so his claws can't pierce through, but you won't be so lucky!" Zhang Cheng was wearing the standard uniform of the 36th generation disciples of Dan Dao Sect.
However, it can change its shape according to Zhang Cheng's thoughts, so he changed it into an ordinary appearance in order not to attract attention, and ordinary people can't see through it.
"But I just want to hug it, what can I do?" said Ouyang Qianyun with great expectation.
"Then give it a try, but you must use your true energy to protect your body, or you'll get hurt!" Zhang Cheng said after some thought.
"Alright, I'll give it a try!" As she spoke, Ouyang Qianyun released her true energy to surround her body, forming a protective layer of true energy. Then, she reached out and hugged the little tiger.
"Ah-ah!" But who would have thought that the little tiger, which was still quite obedient in Zhang Cheng's hands, would be so resistant to Ouyang Qianyun at this moment, its four limbs waving as if it fundamentally didn't want Ouyang Qianyun to get close.
"You little beast, what's your name? Call out or I'll chop you up!" Zhang Cheng yelled somewhat impatiently. The latter, upon hearing that Zhang Cheng was going to chop him up, became timid and no longer resisted.
"Come on, it's okay now." Zhang Cheng looked at the slightly subdued Little White Tiger and handed it over to Ouyang Qianyun.
After Ou Yang Qian Yun took over, the little white tiger was much more honest, but it still made a few low growls from time to time to express its discontent. However, under Zhang Cheng's intimidation, it didn't dare to be presumptuous and could only be held in Ou Yang Qian Yun's arms and manipulated at will.
"Zhang Cheng, gege, how did this little guy end up here? I remember there aren't any tigers roaming around Shaoyang City?" Ouyang Qianyun seemed to have had enough fun and picked it up, holding it in her arms, using those two slightly immature breasts on her chest to press against the little tiger's head, making it whimper repeatedly.
"I don't know either, but this little guy is quite spirited and can understand human language, it's really precious!" Zhang Cheng said as he looked at the little tiger.
"Really?" Ouyang Qianyun's eyes lit up when she heard this, then directly picked up the bird and put it in front of her own eyes, saying: "Little guy, can you understand what I'm saying?"
"Ah-oh!" The little tiger let out a roar, then turned its head to gaze at the remaining half of the roasted meat, as if the temptation of the roasted meat was even more alluring than Ouyang Qianyun.
"Hehe, little guy, are you hungry? Come on, sister will give you some meat to eat!" Ouyang Qianyun put down the little tiger and then took out a dagger to cut off a pig's leg and placed it in front of the little tiger, saying: "Eat up, if not enough there is more over there!"
The little tiger sniffed and licked its lips, but it didn't rush to eat. Instead, it looked up at Zhang Cheng with a fearful expression, as if it was afraid that Zhang Cheng would chop it up. It gazed at Zhang Cheng with an inquiring look.
"I'll eat if I want to, see what I care!" Zhang Cheng was defeated by the little tiger's humanized expression, he really couldn't think of any adjectives to describe his feelings at this moment.
"Ah-oh!" The little tiger let out a happy cry and then began to tear at it with big bites.
A pig leg roughly the same size as him, in a short while he had eaten it to the bone, his belly was bulging, yet his eyes were still fixed on the remaining half, just like a starving ghost seeking rebirth.
"Little guy, don't eat anymore. It's not that I won't give you food, but if you keep eating, you'll burst to death." Ouyang Qianyun said with some reluctance as she squatted beside the little white tiger.
It seems that she understood, and the little tiger withdrew her gaze, glanced at Ouyang Qianyun, then turned her head away, ignoring her, and walked to Zhang Cheng's side, rubbing against his feet, seemingly trying to curry favor with him.
"Zhang Cheng, why is it that I'm so good to her, yet she doesn't like me? And you're so mean to her, yet she likes you?" Ouyang Qianyun said with a hint of discontent.
"Haha, how would I know!" Zhang Cheng picked up the little white tiger and said honestly, he also quite liked this little old tiger. After all, he had once thought of raising a tiger himself, thinking about taking a stroll down the street with one, it felt cool.
It just didn't occur to me that this idea wasn't realized on Earth, but was realized here instead.
"Zhang Cheng, you think he might be a momma's boy, that's why he likes you and not me!" Ouyang Qianyun guessed.
"Uh..." Zhang Cheng almost fell to the ground upon hearing this, as it seemed to him that this had nothing much to do with his mother-in-law, and he wasn't even her son.
Besides, this guy is still so young, and hasn't even reached ** yet.
"I think it should be like this, otherwise it's impossible that he doesn't like me." Ouyang Qianyun thought more and felt that his guess was correct.
"I say, Lian'er, what you said sounds a bit off, are you saying that if it's a female it likes me and if it's a male it likes you?" Zhang Cheng asked with some annoyance.
"Of course, have you ever seen a man who likes men?" Ouyang Qianyun asked very seriously.
"This..." Zhang Cheng was speechless for a moment, he really wanted to say that he had seen it before, but it wasn't in this world.
"See, so I said it's just motherly love. Otherwise, with me being this cute, it's impossible for her not to like me." Ouyang Qianyun said confidently.
"Alright, alright, just take a look and you'll know whether it's male or female!" Zhang Cheng really didn't want to argue with Ouyang Qianyun about this issue anymore. He was afraid that if they continued talking, he would also become a "male" (i.e., a fool).
Then he picked up the little tiger and looked at its back between its two legs, where a lump of something was hanging, and said: "Look, it's male!"
"How could it be? It shouldn't be! If it's a dog, it should like me!" Ouyang Qianyun said in confusion.
"If he likes you, I'll give it to him!" Zhang Cheng said viciously.
Upon hearing this, Little Tiger's neck shrunk back, as if sighing in relief: "Fortunately, I didn't show any signs of liking Ouyang Qianyun, otherwise, I would never be able to flirt again."
"But others like it! Otherwise, Zhang Cheng, you can give it to me!" said Ouyang Qianyun.
"I don't care, you can have it if you like." Although Zhang Cheng also wanted to raise a tiger, compared to Ouyang Qianyun, whether or not he raised one was no big deal. At worst, he could just catch another one himself later on.
"Great, come on, little guy, come to sister." Ouyang Qianyun stretched out her hand and was about to hug it over, but the little tiger refused, struggling even more violently than before.
Ouyang Qianyun missed one, and it went back to Zhang Cheng's side. The two front paws hugged Zhang Cheng's calf, looking like they didn't want to leave Zhang Cheng.
"Zhang Cheng, why doesn't he like me?" Ouyang Qianyun said with some disappointment.
"I think it's because she likes the meat I grilled, so she likes me a bit more!" Zhang Cheng didn't know how to respond to Ouyang Qianyun either, so he made up an excuse.
"It must be so, Brother Zhang Cheng, can you teach me how to roast meat? That way, she'll like me!" said Ouyang Qianyun with a smile.
"Ah-ya, are you sure you want to learn how to roast meat?" Zhang Cheng asked seriously.
"I... " Ouyang Qianyun was about to say something, but then she thought of Zhang Cheng's barbecue process. As soon as she thought of killing them and peeling their skin, her heart felt a wave of disgust. Her expression turned gloomy, and she said: "Forget it!"
"Alright, you shouldn't be like this either, I'll catch one for you next time!" Zhang Cheng said.
"Really? But you have to catch one that's just as cute as this little tiger, or I won't want it!" Ouyang Qianyun said excitedly.
"Don't worry, I'll catch a pet that will satisfy you!" Zhang Cheng said, scratching Ouyang Qianyun's nose.