“That will be 1600 dollars for the LG STUDIO 24 cu. ft. Artificial Intelligence Smart InstaView Door-in-Door Large Capacity Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker. Would you like to pay with cash, card or digital pay?” Alex asked.

  “Here’s 1600 in cash” the customer tossed him a roll of $100 notes

  “1100… 1200… 1300… 1400… 1500” Alex mumbled, “Sir, you only gave me 1500 dollars.”

  “Really? I’m sure I gave you 1600 doll-” The customer was raising his voice.

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  “Alright, chill. Lemme check again, jeez!” Alex interrupted, “1100… 1200… 1300… 1400… Still 1500!”

  “No! Are you scamming me, you scamm-”

  “Would you like to count, you cell without mitochondria?”

  “You know what? Forget it. I will just buy from another store!” The customer snatched the roll of notes and stormed out of the store.

  “I own every refrigerator store in this town! Good luck, you virus that penetrates the cell membranes and uses the materials inside to create more virus and repeats the process until medical treatment wipes you out!”