APPLICATION FOR ADMISSION

  Form U-01

  Full Name: Fled Granick

  Preferred Designation: Blaze :)

  Reason for Application:

  ? End of Life

  ? Progressive Medical Condition

  ? Diminished Quality of Life

  ? Plagued by the cruel vicissitudes of this mortal plane; seeking a realm wherein the righteous do not suffer at the hands of tanning bed junkies who reek of aftershave.

  ? Other

  Please in as few words as possible explain why you wish to enter:

  I just want to clarify, because I think there might be some confusion, since that checkbox above was really specific and of course, like, obviously it was the most accurate one. But it’s not like I’m only coming here because of that.

  A lot of people say that to me, since I started tracking my Metrics. That I’m running.

  But it’s actually the opposite. The opposite of running. I’m sitting—

  Sitting here writing this, I mean. Completely calm. So calm. How am I so calm?

  You might ask that. And I’m glad you did.

  And it’s because I’m honestly doing really well. I want to join, of course. But only because I’m so ready. I think that’s clear if you look at my tracking data. I mean, after all I’ve been through. Which, again, in the grand scheme isn’t like enough to disqualify a guy as traumatized or anything. I'm not. I wasn’t.

  Stolen novel; please report.

  But it was also not nothing. I want that to be noted too. But, I don’t know. Not so noted.

  The fact that my scores are so good, is what I mean. With everything I could’ve done about it? I mean. I had offers. From friends. And even some strangers. Because it was all so public. And so messy. And there were so many people present.

  And I didn’t do anything.

  That’s kind of what I mean to say. And I would like to get into that at some point. With you. Because like, it doesn’t feel like your Metrics necessarily account for restraint. Which is really what I would say I am. Restrained.

  To get back to your original question.

  My scores, they sort of plateau at a certain point and obviously you can see how moral I’ve been in general. But like, are you accounting, really, for how much I could’ve not been? Does that make sense? I think that makes sense.

  I know it’s probably more complex than all that. And I mean, who knows that more than me. Complex. Life is complex. People are complex. Marriage is complex.

  Pools are...

  Well.

  Complex.

  ? Comfortable With Status Quo

  ? Unlikely to Complain if Properly Rewarded

  ? Ready to Reap What I'm Owed

  ? Veteran / Spouse of Veteran

  Additional comments:

  Just want to stress again here that I’m doing really well.

  ? I acknowledge that, if selected, control over my physical remains and biological assets will transfer to Megatech Holdings, Inc.

  ? I understand that admission into The Garden? constitutes an irreversible transition and that no post-entry withdrawal process exists.

  ? I consent to supplemental psychological, reputational, and historical screening, including the review of publicly available content, private communications, dreams, thought experiments, and third-party character references.

  By signing below, I affirm that:

  ? All data provided herein is complete, accurate, and not misleading to the best of my knowledge.

  ? I understand that omission of relevant information may result in reassignment or Data Pulverization.

  ? I acknowledge that eligibility determinations are made solely at the discretion of The Garden? Initiative and are not subject to explanation or ethical norms.

  Processing Code: U-01.35H–FG

  Metric Score: 98.7

  ? Approved

  ? Pending

  ? Under Review

  ? Recycled