Chapter 60: The Secret Scenery Under Her Skirt (3)

  Good morning to all the audience, I am a reporter from "Secret Garden", a self-made publication of Hope Garden students, codename: Chuan Yue Zhong Li De Zhai. Today, something big happened in our school! It's an opportunity given by the God of Creation that we can't afford to miss, it's a great blessing for all those men who can only hold their cups and drool over erotic objects alone!

  Are you still watching porn? Are you still boringly playing games like "People X Girls" or "True X Girlfriend"? (If you don't know... it's better not to know) Don't waste your ginseng anymore! Please listen carefully to the following shocking news:

  The eighth-ranked beauty queen, Michelle Dominique of the first-year A class in the magic department, forgot to wear her underwear today!!!!

  Go wild and cheer, you perverts! Sing out loud, you fools! Today is your holiday! Your festival! The day your dreams come true!

  On this day of universal celebration, it's only natural that we from "The Secret Garden" are present. To seize this rare opportunity, the peripheral members in Michelle's classroom have all taken action, vowing to obtain precious unedited welfare photos for everyone to share! Ah, even I can't help but look forward to it.

  I believe you are all as excited as I am right now. Alright, let's not delay, we'll immediately go online with the peripheral members who are struggling in the classroom!

  First to take the stage is Fabiano, isn't everyone familiar with him by now? This young man already has a fiancée, but he's still fighting on the front lines of our great cause! How admirable... I mean, what noble character! His fiancée is Cecilia, a member of the famous guild "Soy Sauce Gang" who passed through our town. Through this connection, Fabiano can get his hands on the latest information, and we all have high hopes for him.

  Alright, the magical signal has been connected, everyone please stay in front of the crystal ball and don't leave.

  It's now break time, and we see Fabiano walking towards Michelle with a book in hand, looking like he's going to ask for help. Ah, what a clever move! Uh-oh, no good! The number one ranked Sophia has stopped him. This stunning beauty is actually a sadistic person who loves to bully others! Fabiano is in big trouble!

  "Sophia: 'Hey, Fabiano, it's rare for you to come over and talk during class.'"

  Fabiano (awkwardly): "I just don't understand some things and I'd like to ask for guidance."

  Sophia (covering her mouth with a fan): "Alright, go ahead and ask."

  Fabiano (looking at Michele): "Uh..."

  Sophia (enlightened expression): "So you wanted to ask our little genius for advice! (to Aelissha sitting next to Michelle) Aelissha, Fabiano has a question for you."

  Alicia (leaning in): "What don't you understand?"

  Fabiano (wiping cold sweat): "Here... and here..."

  Ah, it's all over! Fabiano is no match for Sofia at all! But as long as he hasn't been eliminated yet, there's still hope! Come on, you're not fighting alone! Hmm, looking closely from up close, third-place Eliya is actually pretty cute too. Did they mess up the beauty rankings in the first place?

  Elisha (looking at the topic): "These alchemy basics are actually Cecilia's specialty. Cecilia, your little law has something to say to you!"

  Cecilia (suddenly appearing): "What's going on? What's going on?"

  Alicia (showing a sly smile with her small tiger teeth): "He doesn't understand these questions, find a quiet and secluded place to explain them to him slowly and carefully one by one."

  Cecilia (excitedly): "Alright! Xiao Fa, come with me!" (grabs his arm)

  Fabiano (aghast): "Wait... Ah——!! (rushing after the rapidly fleeing Cecilia, waving his arms wildly)"

  Our little buddy went to LoveLove with his fiancée... no, they went to die together on one side. Ah, I used to be a playboy too, until an arrow pierced my face...

  Cough, cough! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so sorry that our first attempt failed. Next up is Teacher Susan's beginner contract magic experiment class, you can take this opportunity to play games, watch new anime, fiddle with figurines, go to the bathroom, smoke a cigarette, or make a phone call... Wait, it seems like there are no phones in this world, never mind what I just said. Anyway, we'll see you again in 40 minutes! And now, here's an advertisement.

  This book is now officially collecting names for the role of Cursed Sect's Cadre-level Soy Sauce Bento, and I will drop a top-posted data post in the review area, where you can throw your name. (Yes, you didn't read it wrong, I'm shamelessly advertising in the main text!)

  ……

  Hello everyone, 40 minutes have passed, welcome back to the Crystal Ball! Our stubborn warriors did not fall after their initial defeat! Now, another member has taken the initiative to launch a charge towards the target! Let's connect immediately.

  This time it's Tom's brother. Everyone knows he's actually a good buddy with Joey in the same class, but that doesn't affect Tom's love for our great cause! Okay, now the picture is out.

  Tom is approaching Michelle, but he doesn't have anything in his hands. What excuse will he use to get close to her? We see Tom take out a gold coin from his pocket, is he going to try the coin toss method? Oh, he really threw the coin away! Let's pray that he succeeds!

  What the...?! What was that black shadowy thing that just flashed by?! Tom's gold coins are gone! Vanished into thin air! Oh my god, what is this?! Poor Tom brother, we'll remember you...

  Tom (drenched in sweat and trembling all over): "Wh-why are you here?"

  "This is a Contract Magic class, of course I'd appear as Eliysha's contracted creature."

  Tom (with a sad face): "Can you please return the gold coin you just picked up to me?"

  " What gold coin? I haven't seen the one that fell in front of Mishielle's desk."

  "Tom (holding back his urge to retort): 'If you haven't seen it, then what's that in your hand?'"

  "This is something I took out from my own treasure to play with, it's not yours that you dropped!"

  Tom: "There should be my fingerprints on it."

  "Shut up! This isn't a mystery novel! You humans are actually thinking of taking gold coins from the claws of a giant dragon? That's utterly absurd! (Breathing in... Blowing fire) Boom!"

  Ah, ah, ah, the brave Tom has made a heroic sacrifice... Wait, we see Eriol walking over. She chases away Lord Kuroba with her lollipop and crouches down in front of Tom, placing a gold coin beside him. Oh, goddess above! This kind little girl must be a noble goddess!

  Tom (charred): "Thanks..."

  Elisha: "After all, it's my contracted creature, so don't mind it."

  Tom (suddenly revived): "Whoo-hoo!"

  Whoa! Tom took advantage of Eriol's carelessness and flipped up her skirt! Nice Job! The masses will thank you for it! Uh... why is she wearing safety shorts!!!!!!!!!

  Eriol (in blackened state): "......You'd better just die! (electric shock)"

  Aw, we lost another outstanding warrior. But they won't give up and neither will we! Now it's time for class again, same old routine, see you later! Go CM.

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  ……

  Alright, everyone. This is our last attempt this morning. It's already time for school to let out and our target, Michelle, is heading back to her dorm with a few friends. If she enters the dorm, everything will be over! So we can't afford to fail this time!

  This time, the warriors are partners of Balthazar and Joy, with several other teammates working together. This pair of partners is familiar to everyone, no need for me to introduce anything else? Let's start connecting and conduct our final battle!

  Well, we see Balthazar and Joey walking together, with Joey holding a book in his hand. In the nearby woods are hiding their teammates. What's their plan? Ah, Michelle and others have arrived, let's wait and see.

  Joy arrived near Michelle, he dropped the book in his hand - so that's it, Lord Yoru won't be interested in books! Oh oh, those few teammates cast a harmless gentle breeze technique, their purpose is to create an artificial skirt-blowing wind!? In this way, even if others around Michelle want to stop them, they can't help but hold down their own skirts first! Next, Joy just needs to take advantage of the situation and bend down to pretend to pick up the book, and he can see everything at a glance!

  Hurray! We're going to win our own spring!

  What!?! Misha and the others' skirts aren't being blown up?! The leaves on the nearby trees are flying into the air, though... Ugh, who came up with this ridiculous idea?! Why would someone use a wind shield while walking... Oh no, that black shadow just appeared again! It's not Kuroba-sama, she's standing still... Ugh, is it Suigin?

  "Mercury lamp (slamming the book over): "Pig head, your book fell!"

  "Ow! Can't you pass it to me normally?"

  Mercury Lamp (quickly flying over to catch the falling book and throwing it back): "Catch this, you maggot born from shit!"

  "Alright, alright! I'm scared of you!"

  Batoru (Bakuto): "ROAR!!! This is every man's dream!!!!"

  Wow! Batoru is getting serious! He successfully shattered the Wind Shield! He took advantage of the momentum and pounced on it! He lifted his head! He... Why did Misheru and Erihilya beside her turn into mud!? Oh, Batoru is done for!!

  Batholomew (petrified): "Why...?"

  Kurisu (chewing on a chocolate stick): "Because I was asked by that annoying little loli. So, I used the earth attribute's mimicry technique to transform into that girl without underwear and the loli's appearance, and with several people accompanying me, we appeared on the road in high spirits, while those two went back via a small path."

  Bā tè lǔ (spitting white foam): "......"

  "Alright! It seems you all have made up your minds. Well, let me take a good look then!"

  Sorry to say that our program has to bid farewell to you. Wishing everyone not to be discovered by Teacher Kris following the magic flow, and escape early! Quick flash away!

  I am the dividing line of Shangren

  This is destined to be a day of blood flowing like rivers...

  From then on, the first-grade boys were so intimidated by Chris that they didn't dare to misbehave again. When the girls had swimming class, none of the boys dared to skip their other classes and sneak a peek.

  The whole school is filled with a new atmosphere, congratulations are in order.