Useless. That’s what this is. Joel stares at the scattered, charred pieces of the Psycho Scrambler laying before him, their warped and melted forms taunting him silently, as if trying to insult him for even thinking he could repair them. For two hours he’s tried and failed to cobble the pieces together into something even half-functional. He’s tried combining them together in every way imaginable, joining them with spare parts lying around the shop, trying to reverse engineer fresh copies of them from memory, anything to make the worthless prototype function, but nothing seems to work. All he’s gotten for his troubles are several electrical fires, blown fragments of metal, and burns on his hands. He shakes his head and rests it in his hands in exhaustion, utterly fed up with this pointless work.
A knock sounds from the door, jarring Joel out of his dark haze. “What?” He demands, whipping around in his chair to see who could possibly be interrupting him.
To his mild surprise, he sees Peter standing in the doorway, holding a plate covered with a towel. “Hey. Hope I’m not interrupting anything.”
“Not really,” Joel scoffs. “What do you want?”
“I just thought I’d come check up on you. How’re you feeling?” Peter makes his way further into the shop, still holding onto the plate, his arms covered in fresh bandages.
Joel gives Peter a confused look, wondering how he could possibly know something had happened, when the answer dawned on him. “Talked with Maria, huh? Oh, you know, I’m just peachy,” Joel growls under his breath. “Just found out my dear old man broke my brain and is the reason I’ve been a powerless waste my whole life, but other than that I’m ecstatic! How are you doing?” He shouts before placing his palm over his face, shaking his head tiredly. “I’m sorry. I don’t mean to yell, not at you, anyway. Seriously, how’re you feeling? Arms holding up alright?”
Peter chuckles softly and places the plate down. “Oh, just terribly. Really did a number on myself. Doc’s prescribing me to a month of rest and recovery, says he ain’t letting me leave town until I’m fully healed.”
“Dang,” Joel mutters, looking at his best friend’s arms in sympathy, watching the thin lines of red grow in cracking patterns along his bandages. “A whole month… What all’re you allowed to do?”
“Not much. Can’t do any heavy lifting or work, can’t overexert my powers—honestly shouldn’t be using them at all—and I need to take a bunch of solutions to keep my vitals up.” Joel stares at Peter in shock and is about to say something when Peter interrupts him. “But, Doc said nothing about baking, and I believe I have a promise to keep.” He reaches for the towel on the plate and snatches it away dramatically, revealing a dozen delicious looking treats covered in some sort of red glaze.
Joel looks at the pastries before him in stunned silence for a moment before he looks up at Peter with a wry smile. “Cactus apple scones?”
Peter smiles back. “Yup. Topped with stinger berry glaze, just for you.”
Joel’s eyes go wide in joy and he snatches one of the scones almost instantly, taking a large bite out of the perfectly crunchy yet fluffy dessert, savoring the sweet overtures of cactus apple and powdered sugar before the slightest note of tart stinger berries kicks in, delivering a full and complete flavor package as he swallows. “Mmm! God, these are good! Thanks, P.K.!” He grabs two more off of the plate and goes to hand it back to Peter, who simply holds a hand up in denial.
“Those are all for you. I already made two separate batches for Maria and Sullivan.”
“Dang. You’ve been busy,” Joel comments, already finishing his first scone and reaching for a second.
Peter nods and smiles, his eyes darting towards the parts on Joel’s workbench. “So have you,” he says, taking a seat next to his friend.
“That’s one way of putting it,” Joel grumbles. “Just trying to make this stupid hunk of junk work again for the past few hours. I swear, it’s like he made this out of spit and rust. Nothing about it makes sense. I’ve reverse engineered about half of the parts: static generator, emitter dish, manual controls, all of that stuff, but I can’t for the life of me find any kind of power source in it, which obviously doesn’t make sense—it needs power from somewhere, right?—but if it had one at some point, it’s gone now. I can jury rig a power source, any idiot can do that, but the worst part is that the whole system just doesn’t work! I’ll build a makeshift frame for the device, hook it up to a generator, and then the whole thing blows! Either the static generator will burn up, or the dish will fracture, or the controls will melt, or the backup generator will blow, but it’s always something! I can barely get a single good shot out of this piece of crap before it goes all scorched. I swear, at this point, it’d just be better to build a hundred of them and call it good!”
Joel lets out an aggravated sigh and leans back in his chair, staring up at the ceiling. Peter is about to say something when Joel suddenly leans forward, his eyes darting back and forth as a wry smile grows over his face. Seeing Joel’s expression, Peter smiles softly. “I know that look. What’re you thinking?”
“That I’m a scuffing genius, that’s what…” Joel replies with wild eyes, his smile growing into a toothy grin. He darts to his feet and starts scouring the shop for all kinds of spare parts and tools, piling them onto various tables and benches with uproarious clatter. “I’ll need about ten of these… Some of this… Can’t forget the pins… Do I have enough eighth-inch nuts? Meh, I’ll grab some from Gordon’s. Oh, you can head out, P.K. I’ll be a while.”
Peter laughs and gets up, putting the towel back on the scones so they don’t get too dirty. “I’ll leave these with you. Oh, and Joel?”
“Yo?” Joel calls out from somewhere in the back, his face buried in a pile of assorted bits and bobs.
“You’re not a waste.”
Joel freezes for a moment then pops his head up from his work, but Peter is already gone, heading somewhere down the road, a smile on his face. Joel’s eyes flick to the plate of scones then back to Peter, following him as he makes his way further into the center of town then disappears from sight. “I know,” he says quietly in thanks before he resumes his feverish work, filling the entire town with the sounds of progress.
***
“Thanks for the help, son,” Mullen says in breathless shock, wiping large streaks of dirt-stained sweat from his face with a somehow dirtier rag, leaving streaks of brown and red all across his disheveled mug. “Never thought we’d get this done so soon.”
“Any time,” Sullivan replies smoothly, barely sweating, his arms still glowing with green fire as he places down the last load of stones into the makeshift road with a soft grunt. He had spent the past hour or so helping the people of this town finish their repairs from the Harbinger’s attack weeks before. He was surprised at first when he heard they were still working on a project so old, but it soon became abundantly clear that resources were short in this middle-of-nowhere town. He’d helped repair the last of the wrecked shops, and homes, and just now he’s finally finished sealing up the massive gash left in the center of the town, turning it into a paved stone road spanning the entirety of the village in under five minutes.
“Remind me, where’re you from again?” An older man named Ron asks, his thick mustache flapping in the wind, his already dark skin looking like tanned leather after so many years of working the crops in the harsh sun.
“Twin Peaks,” Sullivan replies, dusting himself off casually. “It’s a few days east from here. I’ll be honest, it’s a lot bigger than West Village.”
“Oh, I’ll bet,” Mullen says with a hearty chuckle. “Our village ain’t much to look at, even by the standards of the wastes out here. I ain’t shocked you never heard of us before.”
“So remind me, why’re you here again?” Max, Maria’s brother, asks, staring at Sullivan in blatant awe after seeing him work so fiercely.
“I was helping your sister and her friends deal with the Harbinger problem,” Sullivan says with a shrug. “We ran into some trouble out there, and I wanted to make sure everyone got home safely and intact.”
“So, you thinking of heading back home soon?” Ron asks.
Sullivan pauses for the briefest moment before answering, a slightly hesitant look on his face. “Not sure yet, to be honest. I’ve…got a lot of things to make up for before I can go back. I guess for now, I’m sticking with Peter and the others.”
“You got a place to stay, then?” Mullen asks, taking a seat on a nearby fence and offering Sullivan a flask of something that looks like water, but definitely doesn’t smell like it.
Sullivan decides to accept the flask and takes a quick sip out of it, enjoying the brief burning sensation running down his throat before he answers. “No. Figured I’d ask one of them if I could stay the night at their place if anything. Worst comes to worst, I’m fine hitching up camp outside town in the buggy. Not like it’s much different than what I’ve been doing anyway.”
“Nonsense! Heck, you can stay with me and the Missus. Our boy…left this world recently, so we’d love the company,” Ron offers, a pleasant smile peeking through his mustache.
“I’d hate to intrude,” Sullivan says hesitantly, a little uncomfortable with the sudden hospitality.
“It ain’t intruding if I invited ya,” Ron laughs. “It’d do us geezers a world of good to have someone like you around the house, anyway. Bad back and all.”
That gets a soft chuckle out of Sullivan. “Well, if you insist. Anything else y’all need help with?”
“Heck, son, take a break,” Mullen says with a slight scoff, taking a large swig out of his flask. “We can get the rest of this finished soon.”
“You sure?”
“You’ve earned it, Sullivan,” Max says with a smirk. “I can see why Maria and the others wanted you around. You don’t quit, do ya?”
Sullivan simply shrugs in reply, taking one last sip out of his flask before handing it back. “I just like to be useful, is all. Thanks again for inviting me to stay, Ron. I’ll swing by later.”
“Don’t mention it. Go enjoy yourself. Try visiting my Barbara’s stand. She makes the best jerky around,” Ron replies with a toothy smile, waving his new friend goodbye.
Sullivan waves back awkwardly and makes his way through the town, once again feeling lost and oddly uncomfortable amongst the villagers. They all seem to be tripping over each other at the opportunity to greet him, talk with him, show him around, anything to meet this new stranger. While a part of him understands the reaction—this backwater town clearly doesn’t normally get half this much excitement—it also unnerves him. After three years living alone, surrounded by the people he had once protected who now only saw him as a coward and a traitor, surrounded by fear and hate and hopelessness, suddenly being flooded with this much attention is simply overwhelming.
After a few minutes of drifting aimlessly through the town, Sullivan finally decides to just head out of the gates and take a walk in the vast desert for a moment, just to get some air. He hops over a small fence surrounding the village’s edge and just walks for a while, in no particular direction, just walking for the sake of it, taking in the oddly serene views, feeling a gentle breeze wash past him, carrying the faintest sound of nearby birds calling, of sand dunes shifting melodically, and through it all the unmistakable sound of someone fighting.
Sullivan’s head whips around to try and locate the source of this unexpected noise. He scans the horizon for any signs of trouble, any monsters on the loose, any bandits incoming, but he comes up dry. The sound still remains, however, seeming to come from all around him. He strains his ears to try and isolate this sound and after a moment he is able to make out another sound on top of it: metallic crashing, and the unmistakable sound of Maria’s voice. Sullivan’s eyes follow his ears until he finally manages to spot Maria just a bit farther out than him, practicing with her steel orb, tossing it through the air at immense speeds, making it fly in uniquely ornate patterns as she battles unseen enemies all around her.
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With a sly smirk, Sullivan makes his way over to Maria, his hands buried in his short pockets. “Surprised to see you all the way out here,” he says to announce his presence.
Maria flinches slightly in surprise before she turns to face her friend. “Oh, hey, Sully. Didn’t see you there.”
As always, Sullivan pauses for the slightest moment after Maria calls him ‘Sully’ before speaking again. “I was just out for a walk when I saw you. I figured you’d be with your family right now, so I came over to see what you’re doing.”
“Training,” Maria replies with ragged breaths, hefting her orb into the air and giving it a good spin while she talks. “That Vega creep said he’d be back for us in a year, so I want to get started on getting stronger as soon as possible.”
“I see,” Sullivan replies slowly, nodding noncommittally. He takes a quick step ahead of her and raises a hand, enveloping it in an emerald green Flash Blaze aura and taunting her. “Try me.”
Maria grins deviously and holds her orb out ahead of her. “I’m not gonna go easy on you, big guy.” Sullivan simply grunts acknowledgment, beckoning her to fight. Maria takes a split second to eye her target for any potential openings before suddenly striking with lightning speed, attacking so fast that Sullivan barely has a chance to catch the orb before it lands in his gut. He bats the heavy steel ball away and gets back into a ready stance, preparing for another attack, which comes almost immediately after as Maria causes the orb to whirl around behind Sullivan, crashing into the aura on his back and then instantly rising into the air and slamming back down towards his head.
“Nice,” Sullivan says, ducking out of the way of the attack and punching the orb back to Maria, sending a resounding clang throughout the village. Maria recovers quickly and sends the orb flying forward again, crashing it into Sullivan’s fists again and again. Each time he pushes the attack to the side or dodges fluidly, returning with a strike of his own to keep Maria on her toes. “This is a pretty unique style. Where did you get this thing?” He asks after a while as he catches the orb and throws it back at Maria.
“Joel made it for me a few years ago,” Maria explains, deciding to crank the difficulty up a bit by kicking up some flurries of wind and dust to mask her attacks slightly. “I was complaining about not always having a big rock nearby to throw, so he crafted a big steel ball for me instead. Honestly one of the coolest things he’s ever done.”
Sullivan chuckles softly as he bobs and weaves between Maria’s attacks, slapping the orb to the side when it gets dangerously close to striking his face. “You two are inseparable, huh?”
“Well, of course we are. We’ve been friends since we were toddlers. Peter, too,” Maria says, dodging out of the way as Sullivan catches and chucks her orb back at her, forcing her to put up a telekinetic field to shield herself from the impact. “Joel always was the one to build the cool vehicles and toys for us as kids. I always added the excitement, and Peter… Well, Peter was the only sane one, usually. He always tried to keep us out of trouble, and we always got into it, anyway.”
She kicks up one last sandstorm that fully envelopes the both of them, thinking that she’ll be able to catch Sullivan off guard with a surprise strike, only to find his fist swinging through the sand almost immediately, inching dangerously close to her gut. “That figures,” Sullivan says casually as Maria leaps out of the attack, using her orb to smash his incoming follow-up jab away while she lands safely far away from him. “So he’s been saving your butts for years, then.”
“Yep. Really takes after his old man like that,” Maria replies, dropping the sandstorm so she can see Sullivan’s furiously incoming strikes, catching and redirecting each one with her mind, her golden aura clashing against his emerald one. “Marcus was always the kind to throw himself into danger for others, and Peter really looked up to him.”
“That reminds me, you never answered my question from before,” Sullivan replies as Maria catches and throws him back before acrobatically spinning out of the way of another one of his attacks, nearly tripping him with her orb before he simply kicks it away.
“What question?” She asks, regaining her orb.
“About Joel and Gideon,” he says as he ducks under the orb as it flies in from behind him. “I get why he’s mad at his father right now, it’s a terrible situation, but why did he hate him before? What did Gideon do?”
Maria hesitates for a moment, leaving herself open to an incoming chin strike from Sullivan, which she only barely avoids as his knuckles scrape against her jawline. “Nice one! But anyway, yeah, about Gideon. It’s…complicated. It makes a bit more sense now, but at the time right after he came home from fighting Vega, he just shut down. He stopped taking care of himself, he started ignoring his kids and his wife. At some point he was spending each and every day locked in his shed for hours at a time, not really doing anything. It really started to take its toll on Joel and Gwen, especially Joel—he practically worshipped his old man at that age. Finally Cindy, Joel’s mom, had enough. She moved into her parent’s old home and took the kids with her, leaving Gideon behind. Joel…didn’t take it too well. He always blamed Gideon for ruining his family, and now that he knows that he also is the reason why Joel’s powerless..”
“I see,” Sullivan says slowly, dodging a counter strike from Maria as she catches another one of his attacks, allowing him to grab her and throw her to the side, resetting their positions. With both of them breathless, he decides to call the fight off by palming his own fist, which Maria returns after a second of confusion. The two of them sit down in the sand, thoroughly spent and breathing hard. “Has Gideon done anything to try and fix this situation?”
Maria scoffs sadly, shaking her head. “Nah. I feel bad for the guy, but no one can deny that he’s a loser. Whatever he went through back then really messed him up, but that doesn’t excuse his behavior. I don’t blame Joel for hating his old man, I probably would, too.”
Sullivan hums in thought, looking back to the town with an odd expression on his face. “Well, that clears it up a little, I guess. But what about you? I’ve learned a lot about Peter and Joel’s family here, but I’ve never really heard about yours. I think I met your brother earlier. Max, right?”
“Yeah, that’s him,” Maria confirms. “I guess I just don’t have a lot to say about my folks. We’re a pretty normal family, honestly. Both my mom and dad are alive and well, my brother’s a bit of a prick, but whose isn’t? We have a mushew farm, make clothes and meats for the village, and I help protect the town from monster attacks when they happen. Other than that, pretty boring.”
“Boring is good,” Sullivan says with a sad smirk. “Excitement usually means something’s gone wrong. I’m surprised you’re not with them right now. After being away for so long, I thought you three would be dying to be at home with your families.”
Maria shrugs, not really sure what to say. “I’ll be with them later tonight. Gotta clean out the spindles for tomorrow and all that. I think Peter’s with his family right now, and knowing Joel, he’s still working on whatever project he’s got going on in the workshop.”
“Should we check up on him? It’s been hours.”
“It’s hard to tell with him,” Maria sighs. “Either he’s gotten over it by now and is just working to work, or he’s still blowing off steam by working. Either way, he won’t want to be interrupted. That’s another way he took after his Gideon: he gets tunnel vision when he works. Still, I guess we should at least make sure he’s eaten something.”
“He won’t eat while he works?” Sullivan asks, following Maria as she makes her way back toward town.
“He’ll just forget he’s hungry,” Maria explains with a laugh. “I’ve seen him go a whole day without eating or drinking anything at all. He also didn’t sleep that day, now that I think of it.” She looks back to see Sullivan giving her a curious look, causing her to grin sheepishly. “Yeah, he’s a bit of a mess, but he’s our mess.”
“Oh, it’s not that,” Sullivan says, thinking to himself how strange it is that Joel would hate his father so much despite acting exactly like him. If the two of them could ever let the past go, they’d probably make a great father-son team. Maybe it’s just because he lost his own father so young, but he can’t wrap his head around why anyone would ever let something that happened so long ago continue to wreck their family.
“Then what is it?” Maria asks casually, opening the gate to West Village and walking in towards the marketplace in the center.
“Nothing, just thinking,” Sullivan replies quietly. “We near Barbara’s, by chance?”
“Yeah, she’s just to the left,” Maria says, pointing vaguely as she makes her way to a different stand and starts to get a few sandwiches of some sort. Sullivan makes a brief stop by Barbara’s stand and picks up a few things of jerky from her, thanking her for the food and her husband’s hospitality. Afterward, the two of them make their way over to Mullen’s workshop, finding it practically singing with the sounds of machinery and scraping metal.
“Joel?” Maria calls out, knocking on the doorframe to alert him to their presence.
“Who’s there?” Joel replies, his face hidden behind a thick metal mask as he slowly and carefully welds two halves of a sphere together.
“It’s Maria and Sully. We just came to check on you,” Maria explains, stepping over a disconcerting amount of metal scraps and stray tools. “How’re you feeling?”
“Better,” Joel says shortly, lifting his mask up and blowing the sphere to cool it slightly before carefully placing it next to a pile of five identical-looking spheres.
“What are you working on?” Sullivan asks as he nearly trips over a metal pipe of some kind, bracing himself against a large steel drum so he doesn’t fall over.
“Bombs.”
“What?” Maria says, dumbfounded by Joel’s casual tone.
“Bombs,” Joel repeats simply. “I was working on the Psycho Scrambler for a while, but couldn’t get it working consistently for the life of me. It would always burn out after one or two shots. But then I figured, why not just make a bunch of mini Scramblers? So I started tinkering with some spare shells lying around, made a couple of single-use fuses, and boom! A half-dozen Scrambler Bombs, ready and raring to go.”
Maria nods her head, impressed despite herself. “Not a bad idea. So, when was the last time you ate?”
“Oh, P.K. just dropped off some scones a while ago. I ate a few of them,” Joel replies, motioning at the half-empty plate of desserts lying precariously on a wooden table in the corner as he starts rooting through more spare parts to begin working on his seventh Scrambler Bomb.
“You know that ain’t what I mean,” Maria says in a serious voice. “Outside of dinner last night, have you eaten any real food?”
Joel pauses for a minute, his eyes widening in mild surprise. “Huh. Now that you mention it, no I haven’t.”
“Well, good, ‘cause we brought lunch,” Sullivan says, taking a seat on a wobbly stool, still chewing on the delicious mushew jerky.
Maria places a sandwich in front of Joel before taking a bite out of hers. “I nabbed some pulled bordan sandwiches from Sally’s. Get it while it’s hot.”
“Bordan from Sally’s? You shouldn’t have!” Joel exclaims in pure joy, rushing over to a rather dirty sink and washing the oil and grime from his hands before digging into the beautifully tender and sloppy sandwich. “Oh, god, this is good,” Joel says through a full mouth.
“Figured you’d appreciate it,” Maria says with a smirk. “How’s Barb’s jerky treating you, Sully?”
Sullivan nods approvingly as he finishes his first stick and starts working on the second. “Ron wasn’t kidding. His wife is an amazing cook.”
Joel grunts in agreement as he stuffs another bite of sandwich into his mouth. “You know, this is nice. Just being able to sit down, and eat lunch together. Like normal people.”
Maria nods and smiles, but her tone sounds rather hesitant as she speaks. “Yeah, but it can’t last. At some point, we’re gonna have to get to training. Vega’ll be here in a year, and if we ain’t stronger by then, he’s gonna destroy us.”
Joel sighs in exasperation. “Can’t this wait? Let’s not kill the mood right away.”
“He’s right,” Sullivan says, biting his jerky. “We should savor these quiet moments while we have them. Peter said he’ll need a month to recover, right? I say we take that time to relax, let ourselves unwind a little. Working ourselves to the bone ain’t gonna make us stronger, it’ll just make us exhausted.”
Maria seems to want to argue the point, but seeing that she’s outnumbered, she decides to drop the issue. “Alright. You know, a little bit of normalcy will do me some good, anyway.”
“‘Normal’ being a relative term,” Joel chimes in through his last mouthful of bordan sandwich, earning himself a playful punch on the shoulder from Maria. “But yeah. Let’s just take a month to unwind, act like we ain’t scuffed six ways from the sun for a bit.”
“I thought you said we shouldn’t kill the mood,” Sullivan quips.
“You’re right,” Joel concedes with a smirk. “We don’t gotta think about that now. We got a month to relax, and I say we begin with a nice game of wishes?” He stands up and starts rummaging through a drawer for a deck of cards.
“You sure about that?” Maria asks with a cocky grin. “After the beating I gave you last time? And the time before that? And the time before that?”
“You can’t stay undefeated forever,” Joel replies, shuffling the deck. “Know what? Let’s swing by the Michaels’ and get P.K. in on this. I’ll need the backup.”
“What’s wishes?” Sullivan asks, watching in confusion as Joel and Maria simultaneously leave the shop.
“It’s a card game,” Joel says unhelpfully. “We’ll show you how to play when we get there.”
“Just be warned, you’ll be going up against the reigning champ,” Maria says, looking back and giving Sullivan a sly smile. “So don’t take the losses too hard.”
***
“I believe that’s game,” Sullivan says slowly as he places the last card in his hand down in the center pile, enjoying the shock on everyone’s faces as he scores yet another victory for himself.
“I don’t get it…” Maria says in utter disbelief, watching as Joel shuffles the deck once again. “The man’s a pro, and he’s never played a day in his life.”
“Oh, I never said that. I’d just never heard of ‘wishes’ before,” Sullivan explains, taking a small sip from a glass of local whiskey Venna was kind enough to provide. “Back where I’m from, we call it ‘Djinns’.”
Maria’s mouth drops open in combined disgust, anger, and reluctant pride, while Peter just laughs. “You’re a snake, Sullivan,” he says with a wide smile. “I hope you know that.”
“I try,” he replies with a nod.
“I’m just glad someone finally took Maria down,” Jane says from the opposite side of the table. “I was starting to think she used her telepathy to cheat somehow.”
“I would never,” Maria says in a mock-offended tone before winking. “At least not in a way you could prove.”
Mamaw chuckles contentedly. “Oh, it’s been too long since we’ve done this. Venna, dear, you sure you don’t want to sit down and play a hand with us?”
“I’m fine,” Venna says. “I’ve never been any good at those kinds of games.”
“Well neither is Peter, but that ain’t stopping him,” Jane says with a smirk, which Peter simply returns with a mock scowl before a chuckle.
“She’s right, Ma. Come on, play a hand, relax a little.”
Venna weighs her options for a moment before she finally concedes. “Fine, but just one hand.” She grabs another spare stool and sits by her son, nodding to Joel to let him know she’s in.
“Alright. Stones are trumps. Any exchanges?” He waits for a moment for everyone to hand in the bottle lids, corks, and other scattered knick-knacks they were using as fake money to trade in for different amounts. Once the ‘cash’ has been handled and the deck has been properly shuffled and handed out, Joel nods once to begin the game. “Let’s do this.”

