Form Unapproved; Fake OMB No. 1218-XXXX
Report Status: Pending
Section 1: Employee Information
Employee Name: Rachel Emily Smith
Employee ID: RES007
Job Title: Chosen One; Project Coordinator (Special Projects); Temporary Custodian (Acting); Contractual Employee
Section 2: Supervisor Information
Immediate Supervisor: Clare Mercure (Director)
Department: Human Resources; Divine Interference & Negligence Mitigation; IT; et al.
Section 3: Case Information
Date of Injury/Onset: XX-XX-XXXX
Time Employee Began Work: Approximately four volumes prior
Time of Event: Upon accepting Temporary Custodianship of NAUGHT(approx 2.6 seconds post-authorization)
Section 4: What Happened?
Describe the injury or illness, including body part(s) affected.
Subject RES007 sustained a deep, penetrating laceration across the back and torso, delivered with lethal intent by a Class V demonic bladed artifact (Olethros’s scythe). The attack targeted the subject's neck; however, the subject's reaction shifted the injury to the armored shoulder blades. The subject still experienced multi-system organ failure due to severe blood loss and extensive tissue injury.
The NAUGHT system attempted to update the Subject’s status to “Deceased.”
CUP Catastrophic Contingency Plan Section VI (“Main Character Plot Armor Device - Everybody Gets One Near-Death Escape”) prevented status finalization; however, specific plot device activation details are not yet available.
Body parts affected:
Back, torso, shoulder region. Additional details pending subject triage.
Section 5: What Object or Substance Directly Harmed the Employee?
Source of Injury:
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Primary: Class V Demonic Scythe (Owned by Demon King Olethros; assumed stolen, intentionally misused by Holy Sage Relias)
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Secondary: Ambient animus levels rated 327 – Hazardous for All Groups; reduced subject's reaction time, decreased subject's amity powers
Section 6: Describe the Event
Employee RES007 was actively stabilizing the NAUGHT Core during a multi-system collapse event. Immediately after accepting Temporary Custodianship via NAUGHT voiceprint authorization, she was attacked from behind by collaborator Holy Sage Relias. The assailant reported he was “freed from the constraint of Purpose” and attempted to eliminate subject’s influence in Speranza.
Event classified as:
Workplace Violence / Betrayal by Trusted Ally / Systemic Integrity Failure
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Section 7: Pre-Incident Activity Summary** (Required for Complex Multi-Stage Incidents – CUP Supplemental Narrative)
To contextualize the incident, the following summary outlines RES007’s activities leading up to the injury. These reflect the typical escalation pattern of a multi-volume system failure involving divine negligence, demon scapegoating, and flawed narrative architecture. Focus pertains specifically to the events of Volume 4: All for Naught.
? Rescue & Recruitment Operations
After colleague Elenora Beatrice “Nora” Perez was taken hostage, RES007 entered Porta/Wastelands (Order of White jurisdiction) to negotiate her release. This required travel to Mistress Aziza’s Sanctum, where the Subject:
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acquired the Crimson Heart sigil under duress,
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reviewed punitive restrictions of her prior contract with Demon Lord Olethros,
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lost three team members (Aleph, Vernie, Tetora) due to contractual constraints and ethical concerns.
Accompanied by Nora and Holy Sage Relias, RES007 then accessed the Demon King’s Tower using the sigil and entered high-stakes negotiations with Olethros/Oliver.*
*CUP Note: While the Subject’s amity-powered punch, and the subsequent threat to continue punching until a compromise was reached, are not CUP-approved negotiation strategies, mitigating factors (including “he started it”) and the ultimately successful agreement between parties have closed the matter.
A formal partnership with Oliver was established, granting access to restricted portal pathways.
? Travel & Threat Mitigation (Dark Mage Tower, Northern Turri, Atramentis)
RES007 subsequently translocated through several high-risk environments, including the Dark Mage Tower and Northern Turri, to address escalating threats. These included:
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Karkinanthos: a hostile fusion of giant crab and parasitic sea anemone that feeds on amity.
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Ereborite corruption: an ore formed from the blood of the original demon king, documented to strip sentient beings of their will.
RES007 successfully halted Ereborite extraction and coordinated the full evacuation of Atramentis residents before further system degradation.
? Portal Access & NAUGHT Core Preparation
Upon reaching the threshold of Paradise, the Subject executed a series of critical administrative actions:
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reassigned Sparkles the Dragon’s Purpose using authorized password “RaeIsMyBestFriendForever123!”,
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achieved harmonic thaumic resonance with Oliver to breach the crystalline barrier,
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reallocated post-exorcised demon data ("anomalies") to individualized devine review queues, thereby avoiding their mass deletion while reducing burden on NAUGHT,
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terminated hazardous Legacy Purpose Processes by initiating the permanent Drop Table Purpose subroutine, enabling the beings of Speranza to choose their Purpose freely and reducing ambient animus buildup.
Finally, RES007 accepted Temporary Custodianship via NAUGHT’s voiceprint command, initiating the NAUGHT Reboot Sequence.
The incident occurred less than three seconds after this acceptance.
Section 8: Activity at Time of Incident
Task being performed:
Stabilizing the NAUGHT Core during active systemic collapse.
Part of normal duties?
? No — exceeded contractual responsibilities and involved significant divine negligence.
Section 9: Contributing Factors
? Systemic architectural failure
? Supervising deity negligence (Eura “Euphridia” Abrams)
? Bad Actor infiltration (Holy Sage Relias)
? Hazardous ambient animus
? Legacy Purpose Processes operating beyond End-of-Life
Section 10: Treatment
First Aid administered: Unknown — pending HR’s receipt of the Subject and triage
Emergency transport required: Unknown — pending HR’s receipt of the Subject and triage
Section 11: Root Cause Analysis — Employer Use Only — Link to appropriate Serious Injury/Fatality (SIF) Code
Violations support the following primary failures:
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SIF 1.1 – Legacy Code Failure (NAUGHT)
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SIF 2.4 – Collaborator Screening Failure (Relias)
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SIF 3.2 – Supervising Deity Negligence (Euphridia)
- (Additional SIF to be added as review is ongoing)
Section 12: Corrective Actions
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Immediate HR Compliance Interview (include President, Director of Compliance, Director of HR)
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Full System Redesign (“Make the Right Thing the Easy Thing”)
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Subject RES007 assigned to final remediation phase (Volume 5: Light Unbound)
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Board of Deity (BOD) review of Eura “Euphridia” Abrams’ conduct, oversight failures, and contract violations
Section 13: Employer Certification
I certify that the above is accurate and extremely concerning.
Signature:
Clare Mercure, Director, HR, CUP
Date:
XX-XX-XXXX