“You are going to say lane. I know. I heard it before.” says Steve. “While people… behind me… are going… insane. Alright I’ll stop!” says Joe.

  “So who do you think I am?” asks Joe. “A… nevermind.” says Steve. “YOLO! You only live once! So in that short time, say who you think I am!” says Joe.

  “An annoying social media influencer?” says Steve. “No! That’s Steven!” says Joe. “A brain rotter?” says Steve. “No… wait… yes! Actually yes!” says Joe.

  “No wonder,” says Steve. “Bet!” says Joe. “Bet what?” says Steve. “Oh you are so last gen!” says Joe.

  “You know what? I gotta go out and have fun in a place 1 foot away!” says Steve. Steve walks into the Open Field.

  “I’m coming with you!” says Joe. “Oh no you ain’t!” says Steve. Steve runs around in the Open Field.

  “I need to find myself a mongoose! Then give it to my pet snake!” says Joe. “Then the snake will die! I think so!” says Steve.

  “My snake won’t!” says Joe. “Heck about this heat!” says Joe. “What?! It's like… 20 degrees out!” says Steve.

  “Ah, Celsius 20 though!” says Joe. “No! I mean Fahrenheit!” says Steve. “That’s why I have a black jacket!” says Steve.

  “What about the hat though?” says Joe. “Well… that is just to look cool!” says Steve. “You know what? I should stay with you!” says Joe.

  “No! Go away!” says Steve. “I’d just keep talking!” says Joe. “No! Don’t make me battle you!” says Steve.

  A 14 year old girl named Scarlett shows up. “What are you doing here?!” says Scarlett

  “Who is she?” says Joe. “I’m Scarlett!” says Scarlett. “You better run!” says Steve. Joe runs off.

  “Joe is so annoying. He sings annoying songs, says annoying things, and more!” says Steve. “Looks like you need to calm down,” says Scarlett.

  “What?! A Kanji to Candy?! I love the kanji candy!” says Steve. “What are you talking about, it's an open field!” says Scarlett.

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  Steve enters the Kanji to Candy building. “I want a rice ball candy!” says Steve. “We don’t have that.” says the waiter.

  “Yeah you do! You probably censor the name because it's foreign.” says Steve. “Correct. We call it Jelly Donut candy.” says the Waiter.

  “Can I have it?” asks Steve. “Sure. For 1 Ball coin.” says the Waiter. “Just 1?! Wow, prices these days are getting so low. Almost like 1929!” says Steve.

  The waiter starts crying. “That’s because it is just like 1929! And I’m gonna get laid off!” says the Waiter. “Sorry!” says Steve.

  Steve leaves. “Too sensitive!” says Steve. An Elet at that moment shows up. “Ew ew!” says Elet.

  “Aireon, Tornado now!” he says. Aireon refuses. “Aireon… please do Tornado!” says Steve. Aireon does Tornado.

  Elet shocks the Tornado. Then gets hit by the Tornado. Over-shocking itself. Leading to it knocking itself out.

  “I am a master. I think therefore I am.” he says. He catches Elet. “Do you feel lucky, Elet? Well… don’t you? I mean really. Don’t you?” says Steve.

  Steve gets a call from 101. Steve answers. “Is your fridge running?” says 101. “Yes,” says Steve. “Then you better go catch it!” says 101. 101 hangs up.

  Steve calls 101. “How did you get my phone code called STEVE?” says Steve. “We got it from the new book Professor Wood made!” says 101.

  Steve hangs up. Steve gets a call from ANONYMEOWS. Steve answers. “Who are you?” says Steve.

  “We are anonymeows. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us... giving you a VHS tape in a cyber world,” says Anonymeows.

  “Anonymeows, huh? You are just anonymous in disguise!” says Steve. “What? That can’t be possible! Anonymous already has a disguise! We wouldn’t disguise a disguise!” says Anonymeows.

  Anonymeows hangs up. “He should’ve never printed that book,” says Steve. Bullets fly right past Steve’s nose.

  “Huh?!” he shouts. “Sorry! I thought you were a Hurtermon!” says the Hunter. “It's ok… somehow,” says Steve.

  The hunter walks off. “You almost got shot so maybe you will get caught!” Steve hears. Team Laser throws a net on Steve.

  Steve gets trapped. “Wirtol! Soak Steve!” says Bronoyozemo. Wirtol soaks Steve. “Aireon, make a gust of wind please!” says Steve.

  Aireon blows the water onto Team Laser. “This is going to end fast!” says Laser. “Elet, please do electric shock,” Says Steve.

  Elet Electrocutes Team Laser and the net which turns into ashes. “You may’ve won quick this time but we will win next!” says Laser. Team Laser disappears.

  “Look! The Firest!” says Steve. Steve runs towards the Firest. “This is the most dangerous forest. Good luck!” says Balldex.