"Hey Jerry, did you see the 'hot item' this early morning?"

  Jerry, the shortest of the trio, was confused by the sudden mention of an 'item.' But he had been hanging around with the other two long enough to understand they were talking about some attractive woman.

  The person seated between the three had height in the middle of them, and even his age was between the two. He turned toward the speaker, the tallest of them, seated to his left, and rolled his eyes. "Oh, come on. You just said the same thing to Tom an hour ago!"

  The tall speaker snickered. "What does it matter? Jerry still doesn't know!" He was the tallest of the trio but barely reached 5'2" or 5'3".

  Jerry snapped, "Since I don't know, why don't you explain? How the hell does Tom dare to know an item before me!"

  It was obvious Jerry, the shortest of the trio, and the currently absent Tom didn’t get along well.

  The tallest guy guffawed and tried to calm Jerry. "Well, well, both of you are the same anyway. Both of you missed the opportunity of a lifetime to lay eyes upon the hottest item we will ever see within this town!"

  The tallest guy's calming technique needed much improvement, as Jerry grew visibly more displeased.

  The middle person knew his responsibility as the middleman, so he pushed the conversation forward. "You see, Jerry, I also missed the opportunity, so let's leave it at that. From what I heard this morning—I mean, super early, almost at dawn, a top item strolled through our town like a lost, fiery queen. There were also two gorgeous, fairy-like girls, around ten or twelve, beside this hot item."

  The tallest thug interjected, asserting his privilege as the only one who had seen the 'item.' He laughed lecherously. "Mahaha, let me tell you, Jerry! She was truly hot! Fiery red hair loose, her ample breasts nearly bursting from her shining armor. Ah, yes, she was wearing armor, and the armor was damn hot too. Her skirt was small, barely covering her smoking-hot ass, and yes, her ass was totally pumped! Her long, milky-white thighs were so hot, I heard some people ‘released’ themselves just from leering at her." He chugged his cup of alcohol to calm himself down from his excitement.

  Eric, Hannah, and Wilburn were quietly listening to the three thugs' conversation while sipping their own drinks, which had just been served.

  None of them were bothered by the thugs' rude and crude way of talking, as it was fairly common everywhere within the town.

  But Hannah was worried about the eight-year-old kid, Eric, who was sitting closest to the three thugs and learning bad language. Sadly, there was nothing she could do about it.

  By now, both Eric and Hannah had already understood that these thugs were talking about the person who bought Lyria and Livy, as very rarely did any outsider ever visit this town.

  At this moment, the middleman glanced at the tallest thug with a deadpan expression and exposed, "Let me guess, the ‘people’ who ‘released’ themselves… was you?"

  The tallest thug spat his drink. Luckily, no one was seated in front of him.

  "S-stop talking nonsense! I-I mean different people! N-not me! I-I have way more control than those weak, good-for-nothings!"

  The tallest thug indeed had ‘night-fall,’ except it was during early morning. Those sexy thighs were too much for his little heart.

  Jerry, still in a bad mood after Tom beat him into 'something,' asked the question that mattered most for his 'night duty': "So, what was the height of that item?"

  The 'standing orgasm' person's expression immediately changed.

  Glancing at his pale face, both Jerry and the middleman were confused.

  "What's wrong? Was she too tiny?" Jerry asked with an excited tone.

  The 'standing organism' started coughing violently. After a moment, he muttered, his face still pale as if he had seen a ghost, "I-It's the opposite!" He poured himself another cup of alcohol and chugged it in one gulp before continuing in a quivering voice, "S-she was freaking tall! At least three heads taller than me!" He started coughing again.

  It was obvious the tallest thug had experienced the horror of his life facing the monstrous height of that hot 'item.'

  The average Ringwood townsfolk’s height was around 5 ft. Among the group of three, Jerry was the shortest at around 4'6", the middleman was about 5 feet, and the 'standing organism' was 5'2"-5'3".

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  Three times the standing organism’s head size would mean approximately 8'2"-8'3"!

  Even Eric started sweating.

  That was a freaking gigantic woman!

  Eric’s current height was only around 5 ft and a few inches, when compared to his age, it was fairly tall, almost slightly above Hannah, while Wilburn was around 5'5".

  Eric was often considered abnormally tall for his age, though not excessively so if mistaken for a twelve-year-old. Both Lyria and Livy were close to Eric’s height, but he wasn't worried, as women's growth usually slowed after a certain age.

  But after hearing that there was an 8-foot-tall woman in the world, he began feeling a deep crisis.

  How could he lift his head to Lyria or Livy if they also grew so tall?!

  He would truly become a little brother!

  At this moment, Hannah, who was sitting between Eric and Wilburn, whispered, “Yes, I suddenly recalled—that woman was enormous, with a figure to match her height. Sadly, by the time I arrived, she was already leaving. I only caught a few glimpses before she vanished into thin air just outside the orphanage gate.” She sighed with pity; after all, missing such a unique sight of such an unusual foreigner would make anyone in Ringwood Town feel regretful, as they rarely saw such unique people.

  Wilburn glanced at Hannah in surprise. He hadn’t expected Hannah to have the luck to meet this tall woman. He asked quietly in confirmation, “So, was that lady really as tall as they say?” As a man, he could also feel a similar alarm as Eric, but not as much, since he wouldn’t grow any taller. He also probably wouldn’t travel outside Ringwood Town, or at least not that far—to meet such unusual people.

  Hannah giggled at Wilburn’s disbelief. She, too, would’ve doubted if she hadn’t seen the towering warrior woman herself.

  She nodded. “Yes, she was incredibly tall, but she wore boots, or maybe sabatons, and a helmet covering the top of her head. If I had to guess, her real height was well above seven and a half feet!”

  Both Wilburn and Eric sucked in a deep breath and gulped quietly. They suddenly felt too inferior.

  They could now completely understand the pain of the standing organism thug, who had seen such a living giant with his own eyes.

  The three thugs were silent after the statement of the standing organism person. They were equally shocked.

  The middle person glanced at the standing organism and asked with suspicion, “Do you have a fetish for tall women? How can there be such a tall woman in the world? I am sure you were just imagining things from your lower body!”

  The standing organism glared at the middle thug in disdain. “I am far better than you! Who salivates gazing at every middle-aged woman in the town! Also, I haven’t lied; everyone who has seen that item will say the same.”

  The middle-aged man blushed; indeed, he had done his ‘night activities’ imagining almost every middle-aged woman in this town at least twice! He was, in fact, secretly proud of his 'accomplishment.'

  Meanwhile, Jerry's face twisted in frustration. He drained his cup and slammed it on the table. “Nonsense! How could Tom have his way with such a tall item? Humph! I bet he got tired of being violated by alpha females in the forest, so he thought only tall human women could satisfy him! Hah! I bet he is already devoured wholly by that tall item.” He suddenly sighed and spoke with longing. “Only I am normal, but are there really no short females around?”

  Jerry was completely drunk, so most of his nonsense was ignored by the other two.

  The standing organism regained his confidence with the mention of ‘short female.’ He laughed. “Haha, if you want to look for a really cute small woman, then you should have seen those two who came together with that tall item. They were really cute; no, they were totally top-class fairies! Definitely princesses from some grand kingdom. They were as beautiful as the most beautiful painting. Sadly, they are still only 10 or 12 years of age. If only they were 15 or 20, I would have totally made them my wives…” He sighed with regret over his imagination.

  Jerry immediately got excited and started panting. “Q-quick, describe their looks—”

  Before Jerry could finish his request, Hannah stood up, her fist banging hard on the table and creating a resounding noise.

  Hannah's face twisted with rage. She'd had enough! She wouldn’t say a word if those thugs only talked about the tall, red-haired woman, but how dare they talk rudely about her new, cute little sisters?!

  Although they hadn’t really harassed Lyria and Livy verbally, it was clear to everyone what kind of people these thugs were and what was going on inside their heads.

  Hannah glared at Jerry and roared, “You little rat, how dare you imagine something so devious about my sisters! Do you want me to chop off your balls?!”

  Eric and Wilburn's hearts nearly leaped out of their mouths due to Hannah's sudden outburst beside them.

  Wilburn was baffled, but Eric understood.

  The three thugs were also startled by the blonde-haired girl’s sudden outburst at them. But they were not the kind to allow a girl to scream at them and quietly bow their heads. If word of it got out, they would lose all their respect among their thug friends.

  All three of them immediately stood up. The tallest thug snarled, “How dare you scream at us?! You don’t even know how big our balls are! Haha, guys, this ball-less little lass dares to threaten that she will chop our balls!”

  All of them burst out laughing.

  Hannah scoffed. With a condescending manner, she rebuked, “Ball-less? My balls are far bigger than all three of you combined!”

  The three thugs were dazed. Soon, their faces paled, realizing this lass was actually a lad! But their eyes quickly moved toward Hannah's chest—ample breast size, fully covered though. They laughed lecherously and provoked, “Haha, why don’t you show us your balls then?”

  Hannah also laughed and shot back, “If you guys are really men, then why don’t you show me your balls first, right here?”

  The trio was completely stupefied.

  They quickly flushed with shame. There was no way they could open their pants in front of everyone.

  Though there weren’t many people in the tavern, there were still some around. Pedestrians had already begun gathering due to the commotion.

  If they actually dropped their pants, it wouldn’t be about bullying a woman anymore—they would become the town’s permanent clowns! Forever the laughingstock!

  All three of them were extremely embarrassed at being outplayed by a woman in the only subject they even excelled at.

  Thinking this far, they panicked. If they could not come back with a quick response, then they would lose this battle!

  Three thugs losing to a woman in a verbal battle of trash talk…

  They would soon become the laughingstock among all the thugs in Ringwood Town! There’s no escape!