*You move onward until-

  (heartfelt)

  *Woshua shuffles up.

  *Fight

  *Act <

  *Item

  *Mercy

  (apologies.)

  *Check

  *Touch

  *Clean

  *Joke

  Frisk: 'Huh, a glorified washing machine, I wonder what's the correct choice. Maybe-'

  *Touch <

  Frisk: 'It's THIS?????? I-is it guys? I-i-i-i-i-is t-this the right one guys????? Is-'

  *You remember that you're at 1 HP. One misclick and misstep is all that it would take for that 1 to drop to 0.

  Frisk: 'You're such a worrywart. But fine, I'll play it safe.'

  *Clean <

  Frisk: "Yo! Haven't taken a bath in like...hours, could you help me out?"

  *Woshua hops around excitedly. It digs into its...pockets? And-HOLY FU-

  *BAM!

  *...

  Frisk: '...'

  Woshua: "Don't worry, the hot spring is clean!"

  Frisk: "...Okay."

  *You enter the hot spring...with your clothes.

  Frisk: 'THE SHIRT STAYS ON DURING SHOWERING!'

  *...Gross.

  Frisk: 'Shut up.'

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  *Woshua brushes your hair with an oversized toothbrush.

  Woshua: "You're quite dusty, did you get into a scrap?"

  Frisk: "A few."

  *Woshua cleans the toothbrush, ridding it of your hair.

  Woshua: "Hmm, well it's good to be clean. Both physically and mentally. Say cheese."

  Frisk: "Chee-Ugh"

  *Woshua brushes your teeth.

  Woshua: "That's why my pops always said to stay clean, 'ya eat ya greens, and don't break no spleens!' You get me?"

  Frisk: "Ku-inda?"

  *Woshua once more cleans the brush and offers you a bucket. You spit the toothpaste into it and rinse your mouth with the hot springs water. Woshua cringes at the latter act.

  Woshua: "Why don't you get it fully?"

  Frisk: "I mean-"

  Woshua: "Armpits up."

  *You raise your armpits to be washed.

  Frisk: "Being clean is nice, but being dirty is fun."

  *Woshua looks at you like you've just dived headfirst into a dumpster full of feces.

  Frisk: "Well, even if you don't think it's fun you still need to get dirty at times. That's how life is."

  Woshua: "But couldn't life be better?"

  Frisk: "?"

  Woshua: "Imagine it. A world in which every monster is as clean as can be! A Utopia! A-"

  Frisk: "Dream. And the thing about dreams Woshua? They rarely come true."

  Woshua: "But if there's a chance, isn't it worth trying for?"

  Frisk: "Ugh, I've heard enough moral speeches from so many goody-two-shoes to have my ears as clean as can be. Just check them-"

  *Woshua checks your eyes

  Woshua: "They are very clean."

  Frisk: "See? I've heard this spiel a thousand times before."

  *Woshua smiles.

  Frisk: "What are you so happy about?"

  Woshua: "Lot more clean folk in the world than I thought."

  Frisk: "..."

  *Woshua cleans up the rest of you.

  Frisk: '...it feels good.'

  *HP fully restored.

  *You get off the hot spring, and Woshua with one-hand pockets it back into their non-existent pockets.

  Woshua: "Because of all those clean folk, I'm sure the world will get cleaner every day! Don't you agree?"

  Frisk: "...I guess. Ugh, whatever. Just take this and leave!"

  *You flick 10 G to Woshua.

  *Woshua's smile widens.

  Woshua: "Cleaner alrea-"

  Frisk: "I'm just paying for the wash! Now scram before I kill ya!"

  *Woshua sweeps away.

  *You won! You earned -10G and 0 XP.

  *...

  *Hey Frisk.

  Frisk: "What is it?"

  *...Good job.

  Frisk: 'Pff, whatever.'

  *...You move onward, a bit cleaner than before.

  ...

  Maybe a bit too wholesome for a geno run lol.